Monday, January 30, 2006

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

On behalf of the both of us, I'd like to say this: We found a most atrocious Suethor today! Sawyer's Sexy Bitch! What woeful tales of... anyway. Sues, one and all. I'd like to warn you all, not to be caught in the trap of the Mary Sue. It seems so harmless at first... and then you learn. You learn of the true damage a Sue can make. We all enjoy our first Sue, much akin to a first gum or piece of candy... and then your teeth fall out, or you're arrested in Singapore because you didn't know about the illegality of gum-chewing, due to the fact that you were so wrapped up in chewing your gum! *pant*

So, heed this warning, and run from the Sue!

Coming soon...

How to Catch a Sue

Thursday, December 22, 2005

This is Enelya! Heyaz... I've been a bit below the weather (No pun intended [It's raining here]) and so not able to update anything! Gah! But fear not! I have written much of Chapter Ten, and sent it to Bella for finishing! Expect it by... I don't know. Maybe by Christmas, maybe by the New Year. Who knows? Okay. Leaving now to eat food.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Hello all, this is the elusive Bella popping by for a quick chat about the Goblet of Fire which my poor, dear Enelya was not able to see.

I arrived four hours early and bought tickets, grabbed a blanket and some ice cream, and seated myself on the freezing cold concrete...the first in line. I wore my 'Snape/Alan Rickman/Slytherin' shirt and happily engaged in an arguement with several people over him. All of them were triumphantly defeated. Thirty to forty minutes before the showing, the employees let us in, needless to say, I got the best seat in the house. Right under the projector, one row down from the top, dab smack in the middle. To amuse myself, I started a game called, "Insert the name Malfoy in every commercial you see" and succeeded in annoying all of the Gryffindors. Bwaha. My favorites were, "Tag and ID your Malfoy today!" and "Malfoy: It's what we do." The person next to me remarked how refreshing it was to find fellow Malfoy fans, I smiled and nodded politely as he smelt of stale beer and sweat. He then went on to remark how Voldemort seemed to be actually quite a nice fellow deep down. At this point I began edge away, sure he would be suddenly strucken down by green light. Ah well, enough with this idle prattle, how was the show? Unfortunately, they were having some trouble with the projector and we had to wait yet another forty minutes, finally, they got it going and the movie commenced. My first impressions were, wait a minute, did that happen in the book? But, subduing my inner canon Nazi, I did enjoy the show. Fleur was not to my expectations of a Veela however, and Cho was pathetic. Moody's eye was atrocious. Avada Kedavra was severely messed up, and the Death Eaters (of which I consider myself a faithful member), were not as they were supposed to be. In any case, I hated it and loved it all at once. This is Belladonna Veneficus signing off!


Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Chapter Nine is up.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Hey--Enelya here. Please don't shoot me for the long wait between chapters! Anyway, Chapter 9 is almost ready! Kudos?

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Yeah. Been a while. Bella's just been to see Goblet of Fire; unfortunately, there weren't enough tickets for Enelya to attend... but that's ok! She stayed here and posted to you! Regardless, I'm sure Bella will be here soon to tell you all about it!